Nothing beats a good cocktail before midmorning, not so much that it would get me plastered. Just a nip and I'd be good for the day, a woman like me should be poised at all times. In the bedroom is where I let loose and let my desires take over.

I should share what I love the most about sex. To be honest, there's only one I'm fond of. It is an out of this world kind of sex. I'd definitely enjoy it through reverse wheelbarrow, the shoulder stand, and doggy style. The one I'm talking about is ...

If I could only have sex every day, I would do it. Yes, that's how much I love having sex. However, I know that that's far from possible. Anyway, I wish to find a bloke who loves having sex as much as I do. Chat me now if you're that kind of bloke an...

I bloody want my bloke to be from Star Wars, a Jedi-Knight-type with a stiff and deadly lightsaber we can toy together with by midnight. I always get a legendary Yoda-kind-of bloke. Green and little. I'm gonna tell yeh I'm far from being chuffed abou...

My husband is this bleedin' busy man. Who isn't gaffe much, and is gaffe for only a few days. He is knackered most of the time. Can ye help me out? All I'm looking 4 is a short time mafted -fun, aka leg over. I don't want him finding out, so let's be...

Shagging a small tent in the middle of the forest sounds like an adventure I'd fancy taking on. Of course we'll have to bring one of those inflatable mattresses but overall I am not opposed to if. Fucking outside the tent is also an option, admire th...