Some people don't like me because I don't smile often. I've been told that I have a mysterious look. I look like I'm up to something even when I'm not. Why people these days so quick to judge?

Making a lady like me pleased is easy peasy. You just have to show me how hungry you are for me and how much you want to taste me. And I suggest that you do that by talking to me in a very dirty and slutty way.

I am far from being senile, I have energy that could compete with most young lads now. I may not be as good at pulling gents as I did before, but I guarantee a good time and pleasurable experience to those who do fall for my charms.

I am completely knackered of always being the second choice. For once in my life, I would like to be the first. I would grateful if there's a man here who will see me as his priority and not an option when he has no other choice.

My husband is this bleedin' busy man. Who isn't gaffe much, and is gaffe for only a few days. He is knackered most of the time. Can ye help me out? All I'm looking for is a short time mafted -fun, aka leg over. I don't want him finding out, so let's ...

It might be a tad troublesome for me to enter a serious and committed relationship right now. I am at the point in my life where I want to try out different dishes before settling for one. I don't want to be tied down to anything.