Flannel shirt with nothing else on, popcorn, comedy movies with a touch of smut playing on the telly, and lounging on the sofa is the best way to spend the weekend. Would be nice to have a caring bloke share those moments with though.

I don't like dating in a fancy restaurant when there are too many eyes looking at me and my sweetheart. I can't do what my fingers want me to do. Although my feet helps me sometimes. Looking at my luv aroused is a satisfying feeling.

My favourite gesture is when a lad kisses me behind the lugholes. It is bleedin' intimate and cute. Makes a bint have butterflies in her stomach. I just want a man who will do that to me and more. All I have at the moment is my hotdog pillow.

Humour is the best way to get my attention. I don't care if it's dark, racist, or hurtful. As long as you make me laugh with your sense of humour, then I'll be happy to chat with all day long. Send me your funniest joke and let's jumpstart our conver...

Don't be mad when women make themselves beautiful because what we're doing is for you blokes. We want to look presentable and to have that poise even in bed. And just to remind you, I'm one of those millions of women who care about herself. That's wh...

It doesn't matter whether you're wearing a suit that costs a bomb or you're clad in T-shirts and shorts made from inexpensive materials. What matters is your incredible skills in bed. If you can make me moan to the point that people next door can hea...