I think I baked just about every flavour of pie there is on this planet by being the model housewife. The best pie does not involve an oven though. The recipe includes a dashing lad's dipstick, a bed-- though not necessarily, and my aching cunt.

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

It blows me away looking at someone wanking. I could feel that there's this force pushing me and telling me to suck this bloke's penis like a slag. It feels so good sucking his penis down my throat and taking every liquid as he moans.

I admire movies have a sex scene. I'm very excited if the movie has erotic sex. One thing I want when I'm watching movies, I want to guess what happens in the next scenes and try to analyze if the scene happens to me what I'm supposed to do.

For a moment, I thought I'm ready to fall in love with someone and to be committed. But as soon as I realized how difficult it is to be in a relationship, I immediately forget about that thought. With that, I don't want someone to love, instead, I wa...

I am already at the end of my tether when it comes to lads who don't know how to properly take care of a lady when they are on the bed. So, I only came here for one kind of lad and that would be someone who knows how to tease and please a lady's gorg...