I can be your bestfriend as well as your girlfriend at the same time. We can spend hours with our hobbies while listening to music, eating and drinking beer. I'll accept you for who you are because no one's perfect.

I call myself a career woman, but I also love to spend my weekends lounging around on the couch and watching pornography. I think I get the best of two worlds. When I've had a tough day, I'd grab a glass of wine and just wank my worries away.

I eat chips and all kinds of unhealthy food on Sundays. If I can't have any of them, I go mad like when a penis haven't been in my fanny for a week. I have an insatiable desire for normal food as well as special ones.

Just last night, I dreamt about having my body covered with a lot of hickeys. I had a hickey on my face, on my neck, and even down to my legs. I guess what I dreamt about was a sign that I need to have rough and hardcore sex as soon as possible.

A busty lass who doesn't mind having her thrupney bits caressed, massaged, and sucked. I want a bloke who has firm hands and a magical tongue that can keep my bust satisfied as fuck. If you feel that you're the bloke I want, let me know.

I'll reward you with my delicious cooking if you're good in bed. I won't give you clues or hints as to what I want. It's up to you to figure that out. Once you do, hit me up. I'll be waiting for you, honey. My cove's itchy.