Give me the best joke you have, and I will reply to you if I find it hilarious. I don't want a handsome and fit stud at this moment. I am looking for a funny man who can brighten up my day with his jokes and stories.

Reading has become a personality trait rather than just a hobby for me. Maybe that is why I am often shy and do not know how to flirt with blokes. A shame too since I mostly read erotic novels nowadays and have a few ideas to add onto the explicit co...

Always curious is how I would like to describe myself, though some might say that I am a nosy lass. But I really just ask a lot of intimate questions and then apologise about it after. I am looking for a partner who does not mind talking about anythi...

Curvy and busty in all the right places, I take pride in keeping myself fit through all these years. One way I reward myself is riding a young gents think dick until they cum and getting them hard all over again. I like testing their stamina, they're...

If I could choose a celebrity who I can fuck with, I would choose Zayn Malik. He is super hot and he has a wonderful voice that will make any girl's panties fall to the floor. I also love his beard and I bet that his beard will be quite ticklish to m...

Treat me like I am the only queen in your life, and I'll let you experience what it feels like to be fucked like a king. I am quite talented in making men feel like they are the manliest of men. All I need to do is let you do all you want with my bod...