Fun fact about me: I've never been drunk as a lord after all the drinking sprees and partying that I experienced so far. I guess it's either I have a really high tolerance for booze or my mates are just sore losers.

Chatting with me can surely make your life better. I am not just stating some empty promises. It has been tested and proven that having a talk with me increases happiness and generates positivity. Engaging in a conversation with me will also make you...

Meet a lass who would steal your over-sized jumpers and wear them. They'd be treated with care, but they'd be overused. Blame their abundance of softness my lord. I mostly love to wear a very soft jumper with knee high stockings while in the house.

My knickers get wet when I think about all the ways I want to get ravished by a young bloke. I may be twice their age but the fire in me still hasn't left. More often than not, it's the lads that would have to keep up with my energy and not the other...

I got divorced rather early and swore never to remarry. I have been in a few serious relationships, turns out I'm a "no strings attached" kind of gal. I flirt around and feel delighted when young men flirt back. I even like the way the word "ma'am" f...

I'm pleased when a handsome chap breaks me. I'm delighted when he disciplines me for my misbehaving. He can slap my derriere all he wants, he can do everything just for me to behave properly like a hypnotising princess.