Nothing turns me on like the thoughts of getting covered in scratches, hickeys, bites, and waking up the next day aching all over. If I had those then that would have meant that the fucking session the night before was delicious as fuck.

I'm the artsy type who loves to express herself through painting nudes while not wearing any article of clothing. I quite like how paint feels dripping down my skin. I'm messy when I do my artworks which explains why I started painting starkers.

I am able to survive until now thanks to my irresistible charm and enticing charisma. I can get away from nearly everything by just flaunting my beauty. That's all in the past now because growing old has taken away most of my grace. Still, I hope the...

Afternoon tea is boring! I don't know why it's expected that ladies as old as me would enjoy them, but I'd rather have fish and chips plus a pint of Guinness. The icing on the cake would be to have a hot and heavy shag with a lad at the end of the ni...

I find flowers lovely, I always drop by a flower shop on my way home to grab a bunch to display. I wish picking up gents is as easy at just picking them up in a shop to bring back to my flat and shagging them senseless. That would be very convenient,...

I was a prim and proper young adult, went to work and behaved the way I should and taught. Now that I've reached my 50s, it's time to let loose and experience the things I missed out on or deprived myself of.