People often refer to me as a delicious wine because I become tastier as I age. However, only a handful of people can handle the kick I got. I might get you drunk with pleasure and fuck you until you become unsure of who you are anymore.

Oral sex or chocolate? I like oral sex while eating chocolate. It has to be the dark one. I think it's perfect. Aussie kiss paired with dark chocolate. Good combination! Haven't tried putting it on someone's balloon knot. I should do it next time.

You can talk to me really easily. You'd be surprised how a conversation between us can flow naturally like we're old friends or siblings talking. You can share anything - sex, food, games, and I'd be glad to listen.

If you are the kind of bloke who gets three sheets in the wind easily, then maybe you're not the one for me. Well, not to be arrogant but I am actually the kind of lady who has a high tolerance for booze and it would be nice to find someone who can l...

I can describe myself as a hot neighbour who you have always wanted to get laid with. I do have a pair of bust that you'll surely enjoy as well as a pair of bum that you can slap anytime you want. Is anyone interested?

Have fun with this woman of substance. Jackhammer her as if she's the brightest star in the cosmos. Don't let her think that she's in the autumn of her life. Whisper nice words in her ear. She'll definitely be in bliss.