Oral sex or chocolate? I like oral sex while eating chocolate. It has to be the dark one. I think it's perfect. Aussie kiss paired with dark chocolate. Good combination! Haven't tried putting it on someone's balloon knot. I should do it next time.

I have been lonely for some time now and I am looking for a young bloke to help me get rid of this feeling. How? By filling me up with their throbbing prick, of course! I have wrinkles but I could still give a flawless performance in bed.

People always ask one to choose between sex and chocolates. But I don’t want to. Do you want to know why? Because sex is like chocolates to me. Simply talking about it gives me pleasure. One thing that excites me more than chocolate is having sex i...

Jigsaw puzzles before a shag. I like my mind to be sharp, but I also like to fill my mind with filthy things. After getting off comes snuggling in on the sofa for a few minutes and a lot of snogging too.

Being a horny old lady is quite a drag because there are not a lot of lads who will let a granny fuck them. I think the world will become a better place once young studs learn the importance of making old cougars happy.

I've been told that I am the motherly type of lass, responsible and caring. And I do agree to that assessment. I worry when I see that other people are uncomfortable and ask how I could help them. Which brings me to the question: what can I help you ...