What you need to know about me is that I am not good at starting conversations nor being friendly with strangers. But do you know what I am actually good at? That would be making any man moan and scream from pleasure. Fancy being with me?

Dark humour memes is what keeping me entertained these days. I know that this kind of jokes can be quite offensive, but I still enjoy a good laugh when I see one. Maybe I am going straight to hell for this, but I don't mind. I think men in hell are h...

My I.Q. is off the charts, I have the brainpower to build a craft that could fly myself and a significant other to the moon and back! If interested, you are free to message me!

While I'm young, I want to have a shag with just anyone. Would be better if they come from different cities with different jobs. I could give the best jobby if they know the best time to put their knob into my fanny.

I'm a bleedin' passionate and affectionate bint. Searching for love in this vast world. I know it's impossible but a lassie 's got to try and have a little faith. It has been so long since love has swayed my way.

A lover of cats. I'm really amused, especially when a cat yawns and stretches. It's an adoring sight I only see from my loving pets. The only thing that I don't appreciate much from them is their being overly clingy.