I'm not swooned with delight when there's a man at my doorstep holding a bouquet of expensive flowers. I won't let a man with nice car sweep me off my feet. What I'm trying to say is I'm not materialistic.

I'm full of warmth and witty, but I don't desire to be in a committed relationship. Life is easier when you have a shag with someone without any commitments. There's no misunderstandings; you don't need to meet them when you're busy; you can be frien...

Many men are enchanted my by mesmerising eyes. I can hear them gasp as I pass by the street or when riding the tube. I can't blame them, can't I? But, I'm not the typical lass who shags with anyone without the getting to know part.

Every day I'm randy thinking about all the possibilities of being shagged by lots of men. I have had regular type of sex, and I don't desire to experience it again. I want to try threesomes or group sex instead. I'm sure it's going to be exciting.

I won't get mad if you want to play video games or if you want to watch cartoons on CNX. I'll only get angry if you don't fill my nights with warm kisses, gentle touches. And if you don't sprinkle your hot thick milk into my fanny.

I've been to a strip club once and it pushed me to learn how to give a good lap dance. I've been at it for a while now and have received positive feedback from my instructors. All I need now is lacy lingerie and some knee-high boots.