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I'm a career bint. Spending each day convincing the board members of my ideas. Don't get me pete tong! I enjoy my graft, but men find me intimidating at times. Plus, the fact that I haven't had shag in months. I'm losing my edge. So, help a bint out.

I'll reward you with my delicious cooking if you're good in bed. I won't give you clues or hints as to what I want. It's up to you to figure that out. Once you do, hit me up. I'll be waiting for you, honey. My cove's itchy.

So many men these days claim to be a full box of chocolates, but when's it's time to open the box, you will see nothing but chewy candy. I guess it's my mind's way of telling me that I deserve the sweetest and the best.

I think I baked just about every flavour of pie there is on this planet by being the model housewife. The best pie does not involve an oven though. The recipe includes a dashing lad's dipstick, a bed-- though not necessarily, and my aching cunt.

I'm a confident lass who's not shy to take the inititative, especially in bed. I'm not afraid to take charge to spice things up. In fact, I can be really sexily wild and dominant when things get excited.