Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

If you give me chocolates, expensive or not, I will just keep them, for I don't accept bribes. Most men have given me chocolates or expensive things to have me, but I'm not that easy. You have to please me in a different way, luv.

I'm not into beyond fit men. Too perfect is boring. I like twists, not the cinnamon twist, but something more deliciously surprising. After all, we live in a world where surprises keeps us more alive. Have you noticed?

When I am at a loose end, I reach for my makeup kit and put some makeup on my face. Then I get undressed and take pictures of my naked body. Yes, I like to take nudes with makeup on and I think it's because I feel more confident when I do that.

I've been on best dates, and that means I've also been on worst dates which I'm not afraid to admit. They're all fun but, right now, I'm not yet ready to date another bloke. I'm looking for someone who's fine with chatting with me until I'm ready. If...

People would often tell me that I dress too provocatively, I say I'm just expressing myself! I want to show off my busty baps and curvaceous ass, wanting men to stare, pant, and slobber as I pass their way.