Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

As I was writing this, I felt pitiful for myself. I mean, I never thought of doing this, but my life right now doesn't allow me to go out and mingle with hot singles. I think this is the easiest and most convenient way to have some dick, especially w...

Tell me your darkest and kinkiest fantasies and let's make them wilder with my naughty imaginations. If you think your desires are crazy enough, then clearly you need to chat with me. I can make your weird fetish look normal. If you don't believe me,...

The past me would be begging a man to stay. I was naïve and reckless. Now, needless to say, I'm chuffed to just be single and not force things. I strongly believe that happiness will come to those who wait.

You don't need to make a reservation at a fancy restaurant just to show your interest in me nor buy expensive red roses. They're a bonus if you'd still want to, but as for me, I'm not into superficial things.

I want a pervert bloke; someone who's not shy to confess his feelings. I'd be happy if he's not afraid to kiss me in public or when he's there to hold my hand and hug me from behind when I'm unsure of myself.