I love cuddles, kisses, and endless laughter. People may see these things as simple, but for me, this is the most important part of a relationship. I mean, what's the point of staying with a man who can't make me laugh and feel safe through his cuddl...

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

I have always been a night person. I feel the sexiness oozing out of me whenever it is dark. This is the time when I would go to pubs because I really feel confident. Having someone to talk to during these eerie hours would be lovely.

I do look good on the outside, but way better in the inside! I am physically attractive and psychologically seductive. There is no doubt I am every man's fantasy and every woman's source of insecurity.

I know I’m still young but please do not associate my youthfulness for innocence. I think we all know that not all youngsters are innocent. Just so you know, I’m ready to shock everyone with my knowledge in bed. Do you think you will ever be read...

My blood is nothing but alcohol at this point. I can't stop myself from drinking a lot. It doesn't matter if I am downing beer, cocktails, or on the rocks, I will drink everything in sight. I enjoy the feeling of being tipsy and getting random blacko...