Smashing personality and charisma are what I'm looking for n my man. Can seduce and sweet talk me into uncle ned with ease. Just a chuffed go, jammy attitude turns a bint on. Is that really too much for a lass like me to ask?

I'm just an average kind of person with two legs, two arms, and all the important bits in between! Somewhat of a chameleon in many senses, but, that's all part of the fun! I’m not out to impress you so take me as you find me.

A proper gentleman knows that bringing home beer, pizza, and listening to his woman is the best way to get laid. I am looking for a proper gentleman. I am not in a rush or anything to have one. I think it's better that we get to know each other bette...

I'm thankful because of three things: - I have big, pinkish thrupney bits, you should see it. - I'm pervy and always on the pull. I can't control my fanny. - I get off with someone from time to time. Yes, because I'm always pervy.

Yes, I'm aged but not yet an ancient. You can assume that I'm already on the wrong side of 40, but there's no uncertainty that I can misbehave in bed like I'm still in my 20's. Is it tempting if I say that I could last for an hour or two?

You should message me if you are not looking for a serious relationship. My career is what's important to me at this moment, so all I want is a good bloke who can make my strawberry creams and fanny chuffed.