Before I tell you about myself, you should answer a very important question. Would it fit me to wear a thong or panties? Or should I wear nothing at all when I'm in the house? Make me smile with your answer. This can be the start, honey.

As I was writing this, I felt pitiful for myself. I mean, I never thought of doing this, but my life right now doesn't allow me to go out and mingle with hot singles. I think this is the easiest and most convenient way to have some dick, especially w...

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

To the man who loves to waste his time reading different profiles, why not spend your time sending a message instead? I mean you have more chances of having the attention of at least one lass if you send your message too many. Try it now, and send me...

It's a bit shameful trying to advertise myself here. I feel like I am no different than a product being bid upon at ebay or amazon. I don't really have a choice because I am not as attractive as I was when I was younger. Well, I need to accept that t...

Smashing personality and charisma are what I'm looking for n my man. Can seduce and sweet talk me into uncle ned with ease. Just a chuffed go, jammy attitude turns a bint on. Is that really too much for a lass like me to ask?