I either walk around my flat starkers or just an oversized flannel shirt. When I have to answer the door, I am not ashamed to just slip into my silk robe with nothing underneath. I quite like to tempt faith and see if one of those silly porn plots is...

Have fun with this woman of substance. Jackhammer her as if she's the brightest star in the cosmos. Don't let her think that she's in the autumn of her life. Whisper nice words in her ear. She'll definitely be in bliss.

The world is full of things that we can't explain, so there's no point in talking about the stuff that we don't have control over. Instead of wasting our time talking about boring shit, how about we share some of our interesting stories. It can be ab...

Love is all about taking care of each other. My life is already busy as is. I don't have the time or energy to take care of another person. As such, I am not here for love. I just want to have a bloke who can chat with me when I am bored. Let us have...

People call me slut because I want my pussy to be filled up with cum every single day. Despite my age, I can still fuck all night long. I want a man who can fill me up with his seed. You don't have to worry about having accidents, and just focus on f...

Going to a posh spa whenever I feel like it has been a blessing. I used to think that when I grow old, it would mean I'd end up like my senile aunt. Now, I get to do just whatever I bloody want, whenever I want to. I love being massaged with aromati...