I may not be the most good-looking lass here but I assure you that I am the best lass you will ever sleep with. I know certain tricks that will not only make you moan out loud but will also make you scream my name.

I love food, and one of my favorite food is something long. Yes, what can you read is real I want something long to eat. Also in sex, I want first to suck my partner dick before he starts to bump me. Chat me if you have a long weapon.

Me: 30-year-old female with a generally positive outlook on life, living alone, no piercing, zero tattoos, one car, one cat, and one (slightly used) vagina.

It blows me away looking at someone wanking. I could feel that there's this force pushing me and telling me to suck this bloke's penis like a slag. It feels so good sucking his penis down my throat and taking every liquid as he moans.

I'm still a working gal, believe it or not, and I supported myself all my life. It recently dawned to me how much time I've spent sitting in an office chair when I could be sitting a lad's lap. I hope it's not too late to be chasing joysticks.

I won't forthwith let go of someone who is not afraid to show his sexual desire for me. That's a sign of a true man. I've been in a relationship before, and I'm aware that it takes courage for some men to show their feelings.