Been looking for a lass you can have a shag with until the sun goes down? She's right in front of you, darling. Don't waste time. Drop me a message if you don't want to be left behind. I'll be waiting ;-)

I am the type of woman you want in your life right now. I can do many things for you, especially inside the bedroom. I will be the best and greatest lady in the world for you. All of these are possible if you will only let me. A single message from y...

I am a heavy drinker. I am usually over the eight most days of the week. But the good thing is that I can still function well at work. That took years of practice though. I’m looking for a mate who is more than willing to stay up all night with me,...

Raking over old coals is something I try not to do. For me, there's no point in dwelling in the past or bringing up what already happened. People should focus on bettering themselves in the present. There's no better way to do that than letting go of...

When I'm not in pubs drinking... When I'm not in a restaurant eating... When I'm not in a coffee shop enjoying the taste of a freshly brewed coffee... There's one place where you can find me. In my Bedroom.

Oral sex or chocolate? I like oral sex while eating chocolate. It has to be the dark one. I think it's perfect. Aussie kiss paired with dark chocolate. Good combination! Haven't tried putting it on someone's balloon knot. I should do it next time.