I'm not in search of a man who can move mountains. I'm looking for a man who can shake the earth. He should know how to rock my world in the craziest way possible. I'd fall for him even more if he has eyes that tells me he wants to fuck me hard.

I grew up reading or listening to fairytales which may explain why I had high standards when I started dating blokes. These days I just want to have a dick in my sopping quim as much as I can. Not that I lowered my standards, more of being realistic.

Young blokes do know how to handle older women, I was rather surprised. Though if I were to choose, I'd pick the ones who know how to follow orders but cheeky enough to want to get punished. I love having to spank an arse until it blushes.

I have recently broke up with my boyfriend because his size is not enough to satisfy my lust. Size does matter to me, so if you don't have that huge penis, don't bother sending me a message. If you have what I've been yearning to have, message me rig...

My guilty pleasure is binge watching The Great British Bake-Off, it's my pick-me-up after a rather tiring day. I don't even notice the time passing by, I just keep my eyes glued on the screen. I would like to bake myself but I'm only interested in cr...

Spare me from the typical bouquet of flowers or the scenario where you get down on your knees with a ring. Let me tell you darling that I'll only tarry here a little. Don't think about giving me a kiss either. You might be wondering what this lass wa...