My perfect day would consist of a few cans of cold Guinness, salty pretzels mixed in with some crisps, and pornography. I don't really need a toy to wank, I have my dainty fingers for that. I do hope that it gets replaced with manlier digits soon.

A cuisine becomes top-notch and sought after with the special spices mixed with it not to mention the love that's poured into it while it's being cooked. This is similar to a relationship whether it's just for pure sex or real love. This is what I wa...

We all had that not so innocent fantasies about authorities disciplining us in the most delicious ways. My favourite scenario hands down would be a lady like me getting caught by the police for being indecent in public and then taught a lesson.

The lack of a man in my life for the past ten years is now slowly taking its toll on my mind and my body. I am here because I want to chat with a lad who can help me rekindle the passion in my heart. Someone who can turn me on and drive me wild under...

To be perfectly honest, I don't want someone who wears belt and braces because I really think that those kinds of lads are boring. Who I want instead are the one who is willing to go on different kinds of adventures with me and who don't mind taking ...

A daring lass with a good heart. I'll take care of your big buddy while giving you the sexual pleasure that you've been waiting to experience. One more thing about me is that I believe in a give and take relationship. As soon as I receive your messag...