What I hate the most is being yelled at. Whenever someone, especially when it's a lad, yells or screams at me, I instantly go spare. I get really mad and the only thing that can calm me down is a pint of dark chocolate ice cream.

I am a big fan of pirate shows. I fall in love with pirates primarily because of Johnny Depp's Jack Sparrow. It might be weird, but Captain Jack became my standard when it comes to guys I want to fuck. If you think you are like the crazy captain, eve...

Oral sex or chocolate? I like oral sex while eating chocolate. It has to be the dark one. I think it's perfect. Aussie kiss paired with dark chocolate. Good combination! Haven't tried putting it on someone's balloon knot. I should do it next time.

What I can tell you about me is that I'm not the type of partner who would let you starve from food or maybe from sex. I will do my best to cook for you when your stomach is growling and to fuck with you when your knob is throbbing.

This tantalizing lady may be a bit old but her sex drive hasn't died down. She still goes to parties and drinks like a fish. When she is sloshed, she turns into a different lady who accepts any challenge. Whatever kinks and fetishes you have, she'll ...

I am a bit tired of browsing through many profiles, so I'll just wait for someone to message me. I am a strong woman who loves to show men their place. I can give you the most intense pleasure if you give me the chance. One message is all you need to...