I've had a battery-operated boyfriend for the past 5 years and it does more good to me than my prick of an ex-husband if we're being honest. I'm still craving for a well hung lad though, nothing beats the elementary kind of fucking.

What I like to do the most is spending some time in the watering hole together with my mates and making sure that I get all the hard drinks that I want until I get tipsy but not up to the point that I am as drunk as a lord.

Retirement is far from my mind right now, I love my work--especially the fit lads that walk around in their suits and fitted dress shirts. It's my version of heaven on earth, they're also as randy as I am at times. It's just a matter of time before I...

I have tried my best to be a good wife but I do have my limits too. My husband has long since stopped shagging me nor has he showed me any kind of physical affection since our children left the house. I am seeking a young lad who would love to show m...

I wear pretty dresses and make up to feel gorgeous, so your guess is right. I'm not the videogame-playing type nor the hard-liquor drinking type who'll be with you and your friends when you go to pubs. But if there's one thing you'll love about me, i...

The time has come for me to finally get out of my comfort zone and do something I've never done before. I had been content with having romantic sex that I didn't have a chance to be bolder than one would imagine.