I call myself a career woman, but I also love to spend my weekends lounging around on the couch and watching pornography. I think I get the best of two worlds. When I've had a tough day, I'd grab a glass of wine and just wank my worries away.

My beaver is craving for a big and hard wood for quite some time now. It has been a long time since my cave welcomed a huge snake. Chat with me for a while and let us share stories that will tease us into fucking each other all night long.

A dishy lad coming my way is already a blessing but getting the chance to shag and use his schlong like my favourite sex toy? Now that just sounds like heaven on earth! I haven't had a proper hard fuck in years and I'm not going to waste time sitting...

I have been very busy with work lately and all I want right now is to have a riot. I want to have a good time with my mates, preferably in the watering hole where we can get a glimpse of the most dishy lads in town.

Dark humour memes is what keeping me entertained these days. I know that this kind of jokes can be quite offensive, but I still enjoy a good laugh when I see one. Maybe I am going straight to hell for this, but I don't mind. I think men in hell are h...

"Some people are curious about the kind of man I want to settle down with someday. So to end their curiosity, I'm going to state here the qualities of the bloke I want to marry. 1. He must have a stable job. 2. He shouldn't allow me to be hungry. ...