It has been years since I flirted with someone. I'm not sure why I am here. Maybe the boredom finally got me, and now I am trying out different things just to make my body and mind occupied. I hate it when I am not doing anything, so a bit of chattin...

I should share what I love the most about sex. To be honest, there's only one I'm fond of. It is an out of this world kind of sex. I'd definitely enjoy it through reverse wheelbarrow, the shoulder stand, and doggy style. The one I'm talking about is ...

Dae ye fancy orders? I fancy being in control and taking charge in wanking chariot. I can drive and ride ye till ye cum or make noises. My touch can be stimulating and relaxing. Just finding the man who can be a true pleaser.

I am getting sick and tired of playing with myself. My fingers and toys have reached their limit. They are not giving me the pleasure they used to provide before. I think I need the real thing for now. I hope someone here would find it in their heart...

I feel like I'm wasting my time waiting for my king. As his queen, I should try to make a move hoping that we'll soon meet. So here I am. I have a strong feeling that we're going to have a cheesy conversation soon.

I think I baked just about every flavour of pie there is on this planet by being the model housewife. The best pie does not involve an oven though. The recipe includes a dashing lad's dipstick, a bed-- though not necessarily, and my aching cunt.