I don't need a lad who can solve my problems and change my life for the better. All I need is someone who will not be the cause of new problems. My life is going fine and dandy right now. I want to find someone who can add some excitement and adventu...

I'm not seeking a bloke who has a champagne taste and beer wages. Instead, I want someone who is practical, realistic, and unpretentious. I want someone who can be real to me and who won't even dare to pretend to be someone he's not.

I dislike men who are arrogant. They make me annoyed. I'd be thrilled to be friends with a man who's smart but is not full of himself. A simple guy with a good heart is the one for me. I wonder if he can find me soon.

Many men are enchanted my by mesmerising eyes. I can hear them gasp as I pass by the street or when riding the tube. I can't blame them, can't I? But, I'm not the typical lass who shags with anyone without the getting to know part.

My pinkish cunt has been dry lately. It needs watering or it will wither. If you're a nice lad, please don't let my pussy cease to exist. Transform it. Make it wet again. It doesn't matter how you'll do it. Saving it is all that matters.

I'm looking for new fish to fry, those who can take the heat in the kitchen and would even thrive in it. There is no holding back when it comes to fucking with me, oh no, we don't do that here. If you think you can get along with me, then don't be sh...