I'm a cat person but the only kitty I own is gagging to get dicked down by a well hung dishy lad. Don't get me wrong, dogs are adorable but I just like how cats just need to be stroked in order to be satisfied.

I have no favourite season in particular. I love them all - winter, spring, summer, and autumn. It's so nice that I get to change my fashion style every time a new season comes. Also, my eyes see a different view of the world.

Each new day brings luck on my side. Thanks to every new day that embraces me. I've had millions of snogging that are all marvelous. But they're never enough. If you like to please this lass, chat me up luv.

Playing the role of a naughty school girl is my ultimate kink. Especially if my partner is a bloke half my age, I always refer to them as my professor as a sign of respect. I even keep a few uniforms in my closet to use whenever I need to.

I am far from being senile, I have energy that could compete with most young lads now. I may not be as good at pulling gents as I did before, but I guarantee a good time and pleasurable experience to those who do fall for my charms.

The best way to make a lady like me fall for you is by having the proper tool inside your pants. If you are a bit lacking down there, then learn to compensate through other means. I don't like men who have small dicks and have no sense of humour at t...