Mimosas in the morning is a blessing in disguise, I have to tell you I would bathe myself in it if I can. What would sound more inviting is having someone lick the drink off of my busty knockers after I "spilled" it down my cleavage.

I get handsy when I'm around handsome lads who are friendly with old ladies such as myself. They make me simper with all the compliments they hand my way. Sometimes I just want to kiss them all over and would even give them a shag to remember if they...

Having hands run all over my body is one of my biggest turn-ons, through massages or just snogging, I'd always end up soiling my knickers. What I would give just to get that sensation back. It's been years since I've had masculine hands feel me up.

Playing tennis was a way for me to release tension for years. Nowadays, I am often disappointed that it doesn't give me the same thrill anymore. Maybe fucking a dipstick would make me feel better, maybe those of the younger variety will do.

When I am at a loose end, I reach for my makeup kit and put some makeup on my face. Then I get undressed and take pictures of my naked body. Yes, I like to take nudes with makeup on and I think it's because I feel more confident when I do that.

There are different things that I turn me on, but I find groomed men with a nice scent especially appealing. I mean, who doesn't like to be roughed by a man who has great looks and smells lovely. I hope I can find someone like that lurking around her...