Not a stand-up comedian, but I made my ex laughed with my funny faces and by making fun of things around. I do have my own sense of humour, and it just comes out naturally. I never want to fake anything.

Working all day takes off all the hours I could have for myself. All I can do is beat the bean on lonely nights. All I want is someone to chat with who could get me through these nights. If you think you can keep me company, hit me up!

Drinking on Saturdays. Shagging someone who's dishy. Fantasising while watching erotic videos. These are three activities that has been routinary. I'm happy with my choices. They make me full of beans all the time.

Sex after three dates is just plain bullocks. Never liked it and never followed it. If I want to shag a gent right after we meet then I will, nothing wrong with a good romp in the sheets to make me memorable.

I possess innocence, but behind this innocent veil is a lass who is wild in bed. I'm a beautiful creation of the Universe who has the power to transform into a slapper who can make all of your fantasies come true.

I am sick and tired of being treated like a princess. Don't get me wrong. I love being spoiled, but deep inside, all I want is to be treated like a slave. I am a total sub who loves to be with an overpowering dom. My kinks might be too weird for some...