Dogging is what I want to try soon. My past sexual affairs have always been private, and it makes me a little bored. I don't feel the excitement anymore. Maybe dogging could bring back the excitement I once had before. I miss that old self of mine.

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

I took the Pottermore test and landed myself in Hufflepuff. Which suits me since I am fond of the colour yellow, it's warm and bright. I'm also very friendly so don't be shy about leaving a message, I'll get back to you as soon as I can.

I am a very lively lass who loves making everyone around me happy. I l enjoy laughing, joking around, meeting new acquaintances, and learning new things every day. But the one I want more in life right now is an active sex life.

Now that you have browsed through my profile, do you think and feel that you know me better? Is there something inside of you that says I’m exactly the one you’re looking for? Send me something sexy and I’ll respond as quickly as possible.

I have no magic wand I can wave for a man to fall for me in a matter of seconds. I have no love potion either. I'm no fake; I'm real. What you see right now is what I am. If you look closely, you'll feel that I'm this sexy lass who will do everything...