Already in my 50s yet I haven't gotten to half of my kinky bucket list. I've been compiling fantasies and wet dreams into a neat list, hoping that I'd get the chance to make them come true someday. Would you like to find out what they are?

During the times when I am at a loose end, I just go to the internet to search about nasty and naughty things that are surely worth my while. Yes, I am the kind of lass who is into dirty and X-rated stuff. If you are just fine with that, DM me now.

Many people are surprised at how I kept myself fit all through these years. I'm still curvy and toned in all the right places, took a lot of work but incredibly worth it. Want to find out what's my secret? Shagging burns a lot of calories.

"I'm proud to say that I can do the things that normal lasses can't do or are disgusted to do: 1. I can lick cum that dripped onto the floor. 2. I swallow men's hot cream, for it's delicious and healthy."

I love that naughty feeling I get when I browse through profiles of hot lads showing off their bodies. While doing my usual browsing, it occurred to me, do men also feel the same way when they look at my profile? Send me your answers.

Haven't had sex for a long time. I'm ashamed to admit, but I'm honest I cannot lie. The last time I had a really nice sex was two years ago. I even forgot how to pleasure myself. I look forward to learning the tricks in having a wild night again.