I'm not happy with pure touches and lots of kissing if there are no props. To up the game, there should be a pack of cold ice cubes that I, my tempting mouth can use to tickle someone's sensitive zones.

Meet The Classy Nancy. I have my manners; I perfectly know how to quench a man's thirst. As a classy lass who's nice and gentle, I offer my service to any bloke out there. Enough of sadness. Blokes should have a fantastic life, and that's what I'm he...

I'm no beauty queen, so I'd prefer a guy who sees something in me that worth keeping. A guy who can unveil my best assets and help me overcome my so-called imperfections.

Vanilla by day, playful by night. I'm told have a generous smile, very fierce but has a kind heart. Am I too confident that way?

I miss the way a man makes me feel, but most of all I miss how he jackhammers me with all his strength. Does that kind of man still exist? If so, please let me know. I'm dying to experience ecstacy with you.

Leaving the past behind and on the stage of moving on from a recent divorce. It wasn't me. It's my best friend and her husband. Why am I so affected? Let me tell you, I liked the bloke. Oh, that's incorrect. I "like" him, but he had to leave. To forg...