It's a bit shameful trying to advertise myself here. I feel like I am no different than a product being bid upon at ebay or amazon. I don't really have a choice because I am not as attractive as I was when I was younger. Well, I need to accept that t...

My sex life is as dry as the Sahara dessert and I do not appreciate it one bit. I mean, it would be lovely to be wooed from time to time, but a good shag is hard to come by at my age. Not impossible though, I just know it.

Deepthroating doesn't scare me. Young lasses tend to back down but not me, I love the challenge and applying everything I've learned through the years. It also brings me pleasure feeling them twitch in my mouth or hear their whines and moans. It just...

My I.Q. is off the charts, I have the brainpower to build a craft that could fly myself and a significant other to the moon and back! If interested, you are free to message me!

Extremely interested in anal sex and having multiple partners. Threesomes or more can make the game more exciting. When I've tried having sex with two or more partners, I never dream of going back to having just one partner.

Some of my mates call me a nitwit because I don't know how to flirt and how to mess around with handsome lads. Well, I guess they can't blame me for being shy and quite stupid at first especially when who's in front of me is as dishy as David Beckham...