Guess what happened to me while making my profile. I was thinking of something to write here when this random old bloke suddenly touched my ass. I was surprised. Not because of him, but because my pussy got wet in that instant. I just discovered that...

Shagging a small tent in the middle of the forest sounds like an adventure I'd fancy taking on. Of course we'll have to bring one of those inflatable mattresses but overall I am not opposed to if. Fucking outside the tent is also an option, admire th...

Playing tennis was a way for me to release tension for years. Nowadays, I am often disappointed that it doesn't give me the same thrill anymore. Maybe fucking a dipstick would make me feel better, maybe those of the younger variety will do.

Let me be the one to tell you all the crazy and kinky stuff you don't know yet. I am quite experienced when it comes to the wild things that happen in the bedroom. I can even share to you some of my knowledge in making a woman cum. All it takes for t...

Mimosas in the morning is the right way to start it. I know that cuppa is more ideal but who would turn down a bubbly and citrusy concoction of delight? It's like telling a dishy bloke to shove off when he offers a good shag. A lass like me will say ...

Want to cheer me up? Now that I'm left alone with nothing to do, I have the same daily routine: wake up, have a shower, beat the beans, cook for myself, sleep. Pretty boring right? So baby, why don't you heat things up between the two of us?