"What do you like in the morning? I love some scrambled eggs and a glass of fresh juice to go along with it. Sounds good? Tell me what you like! "

Looking for a little naked fun. Well, a LOT of naked fun if I'm honest. Just recently single, so I don't really have any reason not to have fun! If you think you can actually satisfy all my special "spot" then come and say hi!

It doesn't take a lot to excite an old lady like myself, just need flirty words and roaming hands. I'd be a right mess when I hear naughty promises, anticipating if they're going to push through with them or keep me waiting until I start begging.

I can't live without these: 1. Having a man grind hard deep within my core. 2. Snogging while watching the telly. 3. Drinking scrummy string of pearls. 4. Laughing at cool stuff. 5. Sightseeing. 6. Journaling. 7. Gardening. Sexting"

Loving, caring, and supportive! I have this chuffed thing with Asian men. They have these adorable soft pants and gave a loud moan, especially when the lights are off. I must say it got my knickers shambled.

Lots of people ask me about my ideal lad and I don't know what to tell them. Because the truth is, I am okay with any lad who comes in my way. It will just be a bonus if he knows how to use his dangly-bits really well.