Whether you're a cabbie or a coppa, I wouldn't mind. Status in life doesn't at all define a person. You can send me a message anytime, and let's have a wonderful conversation topped with peppers. That makes me hot!

I'm not happy with pure touches and lots of kissing if there are no props. To up the game, there should be a pack of cold ice cubes that I, my tempting mouth can use to tickle someone's sensitive zones.

Don't underestimate me. Just because I'm a bit old doesn't mean that my knees are weak. I've been going to the gym to work out which means that I'm as fit as the young lasses here. What makes me different from them is that I have more experience when...

A bacon sandwich paired with a builder's tea is my favourite breakfast. For dinner, I favour authentic Italian pasta or rice and curry. I'm not so picky, but when it comes to food that I fancy, they have to be cooked deliciously and with love.

Massages are a blessing from the divine gods! I love receiving and giving them as a preparation to the main fucking event. Especially when you have weary joints like me, it is good to give a good rub down before doing any strenuous activity.

Would be happy to be the tweeny in our roleplay. How would you pleasure me? I'll leave that up to your playful imagination. I reckon you have lots of them in your head right now. Would you let me know what they are, please?