The first thing I look at when I visit someone else's house for the first time is their bathroom. A dirty loo is a big turn off for me. I mean, there's nothing adorable about a man who can't clean his own bathroom. Might as well dump his dirty ass on...

What I love to find here is a lad who has a sex drive that knows no bounds. I am longing for someone who can last the whole night with me and who can fuck me in ways that I want him to without any hesitation or complaints.

My mind is clouded with dirty thoughts that are waiting to be unleashed at the right time with the right bloke. The manky thoughts I have are the reason for my undying wet dreams. If you are as naughty as me, then we should do the right thing. Let's ...

Run the tip of your finger from my hand all the way to my shoulder. Wait for my body to shudder from the ultimate pleasure it gets with the kind of electricity you're giving. When you see me satisfied, stimulate my clit with your tongue.

Lots of people ask me about my ideal lad and I don't know what to tell them. Because the truth is, I am okay with any lad who comes in my way. It will just be a bonus if he knows how to use his dangly-bits really well.

Sometimes, I can't help but wonder about what my life would be if only I didn't become very naughty and wild as if I'm a slut. Maybe right now, I'm settled down and building a family with a successful bloke. But since I didn't choose that path, I'm h...